Winkelman Librettos: Stop Hocking Chienick

Hocking Chienick—from a rock operetta loosely based on Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody.


Setting: any town in any year on any day at any time

Characters: daughter/son and mother/father

Lyrics for Son/Daughter in black

Lyrics for parent in red

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MaMAAAAA, OOOOOO, I need some money to gooooo to the mall,

I barely go out, I have so much work I need a break----

Mamaaaa,oooo-- I’m going to the MALLLLL,

I did the dishes I spent some time with you,

Mama, ooooo-ooooo, Take me to the mall, then pick me up at twooooo

And I need some money----

I will not let you go I will not let you go

Let me go

I will not let you go

Let me go

Clean up your room…..

Let me go

Do your homework first---

I have so little to do I have that I don’t care so little do I have do I have do I have

Give me some money----

I’m just a poor boy, mom hocks my chienick

Stop hocking, stop, don’t hock my chie---nick

No, it’s you, you hock my chienick,

You’re hocking my chienick, money this, ride that,

 money, money moneyyyyy

Clean up your room do this and that

Ride to the mall to the mall mall mall

STOP HOCKING MY CHIEEEEENICK

STOP HOCKING MY CHIEEEEENICK

STOP HOCKING MY CHIEEEEENICK STOP HOCKING MY CHIEEEEENICK

The last line is sung together ad nauseam